Like you want to read about us anyway... alright, here goes. Statch springs to life in 1977. Cryogenically frozen until 1996. We go through members until we settle on Statch, Tim Trouble, Iron Rod, and Dick Tater. Dick gets booted so we pick up Jay L. Bate. We play some shows, get banned from clubs, record a few records, and become famous rock stars... on Venus. There's more to come but you'll have to wait for our upcoming Behind the Music special on VH1.